Summer: You asked my boyfriend if we had sex Ew! What is wrong with you!?
Seth: All right, I'm sorry.
Summer: That is so creepy! Do you know how creepy that is?
Seth: Hey, stop hitting me with the pillow! Ow!
Summer: Seriously, what is wrong with you?!
Seth: What's wrong with me?Summer, look at me.Since I got back from San Diego,I've eaten, like,
seven raisins and a pack of corn nuts.I haven't showered.I slept like four hours in the last five nights.
Summer: Look, Zach is my boyfriend. You're not.That part of my life does not belong to you.
Seth: Yeah, I know that, okay? I know.It's weird and it's creepy, I know and I'm sorry. I'm... very sorry.
Summer: Well, good.You should be.You're ripping up your drawings?
Seth: Yeah. Why not?
Summer: I'm only saying this for the people that have to live with you.Take a shower, Cohen. Zach and I didn't have sex.
4.04 - Metamorphosis
Seth: Ryan, she's going to dump me.
Ryan: No one believes that, all right?Summer loves you.
Seth: The old Summer loved me.But new Summer is upon us,and Providence is the place that spawned her.
Ryan: Summer is just dealing with what we're all dealing with, okay?She'll come around.
Seth: What if she doesn't? This is my last shot. Otherwise, the girl with the violent temper and good hygiene is nothing but a childhood memory.
[Seth sees Summer coming and she kisses him]
Careful, lady, my girlfriend's
going to be here any second.
Summer: Shut up, Cohen.
Seth: Hey, you just punched me. My baby's back!
2.02 - The way we were
Summer: What do you want from me, Cohen?
Seth: I just want you.
Summer: No, you don't. You had me. You had me at Chrismukkah in a frigging Wonder Woman costume, and you chose Anna. You had me three months ago, and you left.
Seth: I want to make that up to you.
Summer: It has nothing to do with me. It is about you, and it is always about you, what you need and what you want, you know? It seems that you only want me when you can't have me. You like the chase, and that's all. So you know what? You can have it. I'm going home.
1.19 - The heartbreak
Summer: I'm busy. Studying...naked.
Seth: Is that supposed to keep me away?
Summer: Cohen?You're at my house.
Seth: And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed. Can I come in?
Summer: What are you doing here?
Seth: Who's this?
Summer: No one.
Seth: "I'm not no one."
Summer: Princess Sparkle. What do you want?
Seth: She's Captain Oats' type. You tell him to keep his hooves off. As for you...Wait, wait. Before you kick me out, can
you please give me a second to explain?Okay, listen. Summer...it's not like...now that me and Anna broke up
I'm now choosing you. Okay?Because the whole reason that we broke up...is because for me...it's always been you, Summer.
It's always been you.I've tried to fight it, and I've tried to deny it.And I can't. I can't do it.You're undeniable.
1.24 - The proposal
Summer: Hey! Last year's yearbook. God, I love yearbooks.
Seth: Listen, let's put it away...because we've got a lot of work to do.
Summer: Stop it!
Seth: Let's just put it back.
Summer: Hey, it's you. We had a sailing team?
Seth: Yeah. It never got off the ground, but...
Summer: You were in the Comic Book Club?
Seth: I was the president and only member.
Summer: We had a Film Preservation Society?
Seth: Yeah, but it was a long time ago. So you know, we don't have to...It's not fun.
Summer: Was I really mean to you?
Seth: No.That would have required you to speak to me. Or anyone to speak to me.
Summer: A lot's changed in a year, huh?
4.16 - The end is not near, it's here
Seth: I don't know, some of these GEORGE guys, they look so idealistic.
Summer: You got nothing to worry about. Just remember, this isn't good-bye. You're my destiny, Cohen.
Seth: Go save the world, Summer Roberts.
1.19 - The heartbreak
Summer: The other night...when we...had sex.
Summer: You weren't the only virgin in the room.
Seth: There was someone else in the room? Like, filming us?
Summer: Me, jackass.I'm a virgin.Or I was a virgin.
Seth: Why didn't you tell me?
Summer: I don't know. I guess I felt like I had this reputation to uphold...and I figured you'd think less of me.
Seth: No. Are you kidding? Not at all. I'm just... I'm shocked. God. Never in a million years would I think that you, of all people, not that...That is not what's important here. This was a huge moment in our lives and we just blew past it.
Summer: Really quickly.
Seth: Hey, not that quickly. Pretty quickly, yes.And it was a big deal.
Summer: I think that it should've been special. And we rushed it.
Seth: What if...we were to slow it down a little bit?Maybe...start from the beginning?
Summer: What do you mean? You are so cheesy, Cohen.
Seth: Come on.I'm sweeping you off your feet.
Summer: Well, the sad part is...you kind of are.
3.21 - The dawn patrol
Summer: Hey. Got ten bucks?
Seth: What are you doing?
Summer: I know you're afraid, Cohen.
Seth: Yeah, that you're going to fall... Don't go up there.
Summer: Your breakup was missing a key ingredient. The only ingredient, really.
Seth: Which is?
Summer: That you don't love me anymore.
Summer: Look...I love you this much, and I want to be with you now, and next year, and whatever comes after that. So I'm asking, in the presence of this coffee cart and the sacred moment that it represents...if you can honestly tell me that you don't love me anymore.
Summer: Just say it. Cohen, if you don't love me, I promise I will go to Brown by myself, and I will be cold and miserable and alone. I will never bother you again.
Seth: I don't love you anymore.
Summer: Oh, my God.
Summer: Just get away from me, okay? Just get out of here, Cohen!
3.08 - the game plan
Seth: Okay,it's not that cold,but...
Summer: No. I want to see what we are going to look like next year.
Seth: What are you talking about?
Summer: I'm coming with you. Providence College. It's only 20 minutes from Brown.
Seth: You serious?
Summer: Yeah.I want to give us a shot, you know.And I can't do that from across the country. So...
Seth: I don't believe this. What made you change your mind?
Summer: Taylor? She made me see that at Brown you're going to be surrounded by like,really smart people. It's going to make you feel really stupid. So,you need someone around to make you feel smart again.I mean,you want me to come with
Seth: Do I want you to come with me?Summer...You're my little snow angel.
1.20 - the telenovela
Summer: You're making a scene.
Seth: I need to talk to you.
Summer: I'll IM you later.
Seth: Okay. Let's talk up here.
Summer: Oh, my God. No.
Seth: Summer, I know you're scared.
Summer: Yeah, of you.
Seth: You kiss these other guys, but you won't kiss me? Acknowledge me now...or lose me forever.
Brad: You're dating this emo geek?
Seth: Yes, Brad, she's dating this emo geek. Yeah, that's right. I'm a big dork and I listen to emo. And I'm dating her.
Summer: Why are you doing this?
Seth: Because, Summer, I like you this much. And if you don't feel the same way about me, then...Someone will have to give me a hand down. It's high up here...and I could fall and that would be embarrassing. More embarrassing.
Summer: I can't believe this.
Seth: It's all over but the big, public make-out session.
Summer: That'll be 10 bucks, Cohen.
Seth: That's for a worthy cause.
1.07 - The escape
Summer: It's too early for your so-called comedy.
Seth: You enjoy my comedy.You know what else I think you enjoy? Me.
Summer: That's because you're mentally unstable.
Seth: Be that as it may, the facts speak for themselves. Might I remind you of something
that I call..."the time that you kissed me at my grandfather's party."
Summer: What are you talking about?
Seth: Okay. I know that denial is a very powerful
coping mechanism...but it's time we paid lip service to our lip service.
Summer: Two words: No tongue.
Seth: You agreed to take this trip with me.
Summer: I needed a ride.
Seth: We shared the same bed.
Summer: I wasn't sleeping on that couch.It smelled like eggs.
Seth: You ate my toast, Summer.
Summer: I like crusts, Seth.
Seth: Face it. Our chemistry is undeniable.
Summer: You know what else is undeniable?
Summer: The pain this fork is gonna causewhen I jam it into your eye!... I suffer from rage blackouts.
1.24 - The proposal
Seth: I did it. Look.
Summer: Wow, you hit a nail! Bob Vila's your bitch, Cohen.
Seth: What?! Why?! This is not supposed to happen.
Summer: You have to find the stud.
Seth: You mean like you did, Summer?
Summer: Just get me the stud finder.
Seth: Oh, Summer, I think you are the stud finder.
1.06 - The girlfriend
Seth: Do you have any idea how pathetic it is to listen to you talk about mergers...while some guy just stares at your boobs?
Summer: Which guy was staring at my boobs?!
Seth: Who cares?The point is, if that guy doesn't know you, he doesn't care about who you really are.He has no idea that every day of third grade you shared your lunch...with a skinny squirrel whose nuts were stolen by a fat squirrel.
Summer: I hated that mean squirrel!
Seth: None of those guys were there when you read your poem aloud in class...and your hand was shaking because you were nervous.
Summer: Poem? What poem?
Seth: "I Wish I Was a Mermaid."
Summer: You remember that?That was, like, sixth grade.
Seth: I wish I was a mermaid
Was friends with all the fish
A shiny tail and seashells, that's...
What I would wish
2.14 - The rainyday women
Seth: Help! Someone! Anyone!
Seth: Summer? What are you doing here?
Summer: What do you think, Cohen?
2.23 - The O.Sea
Seth: Sorry I'm late. I was caught in traffic. I'm onstage.
Some random guy: You're not Zach Stevens!
Seth: No, I'm not.
The same random guy: Get off the stage, geek!
Presenter: I think you should step down.You're not the prom king.
Another random guy: Seth Cohen's a tool!
Seth: Okay.I know I'm not who you all imagined as prom king...seeing as how I'm not who any of you actually voted for.But she's the queen, and I love her.So I guess that that makes me king.
Seth: No, I'm just a guy standing next to you.You're the queen, all right?I'm the jester perhaps, if that works. So let me ask you this, Your Highness...What can I do to make it up to you?
Summer: Well...you can start by dancing with me.